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Thursday, 28 March 2013

DJ BUTT ki Tsunami

DJ BUTT ki Tsunami



India ke paas @BDUTT hai tou hamaray paas @DBUTT, I mean DJ BUTT hai. Tabdeeli ki riwayat ko qaym rakhte huey DJ BUTT ne bhi qaum se waaday kiye hain:

Wada#1: Aap se kabhi jhoot nahi boloonga. Meray paas jo CD hai sirf usi CD ka commit karoonga. Jo CD nahi hai uska commit nahi karoonga

Wada#2: Aapki Mehendi mein Allah ka nizaam laoonga. Maghreb aur Isha ke dauraan gaano pe pause doonga. Ghar ke kisi baaresh buzurg ko mujhe toknay ki zaroorat nahi paregi.

Wada#3: Aapki femily ki bachion ko apni couzinx ki tarah tr3at karoonga.

Wada#4: Movi, sound, lights ka poora peckage doonga. Jhankar sound k saath.

Wada#5: Mein waada karta hoon ke Master copy ke start mein "Well Come - Salman Weding Zara" ki spell sahi likhoonga.

Wada#6: Aapki Shaadi pe na khud khaaoonga na dosto ko khanay doonga.


Ab mein bhi aap se kuch waaday lenay chahta hoon.
  1. Wada karein ke bachiaan aur bachay gaano pe achi aur full dance practice kar ke ayenge.
  2. Wada karein ke apni dancing incapability ko chhupanay ke liye poori family ka rail gaari dance nahi hoga.
  3. Wada karein ke koi Middle Classiay uncle meter ho ke solo bhangra ya luddi paish nahi karenge.
  4. Wada karein ke extended family ke log mujhe pakar pakar kar fotoo nahi khhinchwayenge ke "Bhai idher! zara ek fotu lena"
THEEND

For Contect pls call DJBUTT 
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