Mohib e Watan Phuppa

Jab hum school mein thhe, tou imaginary cricket mein, kapil dev, navjot sidhu, ravi shastri, Sachin jaise cricketers ko out karke apni patriotism ka bharam jhaartay thhe. Phir manoj prabharkar, srinath, prasad waghaira ko chhakkay laga kar. Aakhri gaind pe pak watan ko fatah se humkinaar karke mahmood ghaznavi aur mohammad bin qasim ki safo mein shaamil hojatay thhe. (Ye baray ho kar pata chala ke dono daku thhe. Kaash ye haqeeqat hum pe kabhi zahir na hoti. Aisa mehsoos hota hai ke aadha bachpan zaya gya). Khair ye thhiin wo masoomaana khwaahishaat jin se hub ul watni ka izhaar hota thha. 14th August pe jhanda lagana, Match ke doraan naray, Hockey ke goal pe mukkay lehrana waghaira.

Jaisay jaisay ye tareeqay common hotay gaye, patriotic aur fiercely patriotic ka farq mit ta chala gya. Ab fiercely patriotic logo ke liye differentiation qayam rakhna mushkil hota jaa raha thha. Iss liye baat khoon kharabay tak pohonch gayee. Logo ne likhna shru kardya "I bleed green", "Green blood in my veins". 

Baray phuppa ne bataya ke I am bleeding green. Phuppi khush hogayeen ke phuppa mohib e wattan hogaye hain. Ek dam Palang tor patriot! Waise bhi Phuppa ne kuch din pehle hee Bijli ka kunda daaltay huey kaha thha "Zardari bara chor ka bacha hai bhei. Wo chori karay, tou hum kyun na karein?" Zardari ko gaali de ke saaray wohi kaam karna, aam taur se palang tor patriotism ki pehli nishani hoti hai. Uske baad bleeding green! Ab tou Phuppi sameet sari family ko yaqeen ho chala thha ke Phuppa Mohib e wattan hogaye hain.

Kuch din baad Phuppa ki death hogai. Pata chala phuppa ko gangrene thhi. Isi liye green blood nikal raha thha. Hum khushiaan manatay rahay aur udher phuppa kehte rahay ke I bleed green, I bleed green.

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In another unrelated news: A certain patriotic segment is celebrating that the change is coming while some others just burying the coffins of their loved ones.