Two stories about a country

Two stories:

The first story goes like this. There was a girl. She was different. She lived in a country whose elites and commons strongly opposed the same sex marriage. In fact when the law was passed thousands of miles away in the United States, they protested as if it is passed in their own land. They also condemned those who supported equal LGBT rights. This girl, however, was from the LGBT community.

She stayed quiet because according to her people (even the educated ones), it was a mental disease. She was not well and needed treatment. They declared she couldn't live with normal people. She needed an asylum (according to the educated ones) or death (according to the pious ones).

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The second story is of a girl who was born in a poor country. She did well in her studies and managed to immigrate to a western country. She did extremely well there and became a renowned scientist.

One day she discovered something big. The world praised her. The elites and commons of her own country were really proud of her. They couldn't stopping boasting about her that she is from their country. They told her stories to their children, their acquaintances and to the world. Her people said that if given the right opportunity, the people of this country could do wonders, like this girl did, and they were absolutely right.

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What if I tell you that the girl in both the stories is the same; Nergis Mavalvala. What if she was stoned to death in her own country because she was different. And all the educated ones and not-educated ones would have either supported the stoning or stayed quiet. The more "considerate" and "liberal" ones would have condemned stoning and supported the idea of putting her in a mental asylum instead.

Yes. That's us. The people of Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

Mujhe dushman ke bacho ko parhana hai

Sir Qooba saw ISPR video "Mujhe dushman ke bacho ko parhana hai" (I need to educate enemy's children) made on the sad anniversary of APS' martyred children. Sir Qooba liked idea of educating enemy children!

Sir Qooba thinked that why this idea no came earlier? We could have saved some lives No? Anyway, better late came than never came. Right? (should it be 'than' or 'then'? nevermind.)  But Sir Qooba get disappointed when watched tv because no one is working on the plan to teach enemy children. Everyone fighting, quarreling and accusing each other. 

First Sir Qooba thought of the internationally famous one solution of Pakistan's every problem: "Sabko line mein khara karke goli maardo! (Make a queue and shoot everyone)" but then sir qooba realize, this is exactly what enemy did No? 

Sir Qooba talking to himself: "No no! Sir Qooba, we patriotic pakistanis have to be different. Let's  shelve the idea of 'making queue' for later for politicians only. Will bring it out on the next doctrine of necessity debate."

So Sir Qooba, as lone warrior (just like his mentor Zaid Hamid sb), decided to educate enemy children on his own. So what should we teach first? Holy books tou enemy children read anyway No? With practicals! So let's start with Biology. Sir Qooba open English Medium Sindh Board 9 class biology textbook and find this: 

Sir Qooba recheck cover. Is it Islamiat book or Biology? Check 3 times. It say biology. Oh! O...k.... but maybe next few pages will be different. Right? Let's see next section:

Oh.. lets forget Biology. Let's open Physics.. Let's teach Physics to enemy children. Some solid science yeah! that will knock some sense in their head. *Sir Qooba feel proud of himself*

Ok Class 10 English Medium Physics.. start:

WTF.... Sir Qooba pulls his hair out  Ok.. ok.. Calm Sir Qooba!!! This stuff is something that enemy already teaching to his children.. so we need to teach English perhaps. 

Sir Qooba is gulaabi (pink) in English but no harm in trying. So Lets open English textbook Class 9 Sindh Board:

Dear Lord! Did Prophet do sermon in English? How is this the first entry in English book? Sir Qooba confused. Ok Maybe next chapter is on notable English writer like Shakespeare? Lets see next chapter Sir Qooba (keep calm):

"Wasn't Shah Latif Sindhi poet?" Sir Qooba thinks to himself  "or maybe he was English?.. maybe he apply for HSMP? I don't know". But notable to see that even the chapter on Shah Latif start with "Islam is a religion of peace...". *Sir Qooba, by now, literally saluting with standing ovation to the chairman of the English medium board*

Sir Qooba checks first 8 chapters of the book. There is Allama Iqbal, Rana Liaquat and many others. Only one "The Daffodils" looks relevant odd one out. Sir Qooba demand, this chapter must immediately be taken out and "Shah jo Risalo" or "Sura e Kausar" be put in instead.

Sir Qooba made this demand, not just like that. He got the idea by following this other human religion rights activist guy on Facebook:

But Sir Qooba also not blame Editor board Shazia Aijaz. Maybe poor lady saw so much of religion in every branch of science that she just thought of spamming the whole book with it. Don't blame her.

Sir Qooba now thinking... maybe Enemy has more sensible syllabus than us. Maybe enemy should teach our children than we teaching enemy children No? 

Sir Qooba idea to ISPR: ISPR should also think of a song on these lines. Let's put the responsibility of teaching on enemy. Let them teach our children. The stuff we r teaching, they can teach better No? What an idea Sir Jee! Hain? Kaisa dya? Dya na acha Enemy ko?

But Sir Qooba has another confession. Again, this idea came from following this Principal of an English Medium school, who says, we should outsource our country to Saudia Arabia:

Full interview of principal can be read here for many enlightening topics like behavioural science of co-education. The principal also ponders upon (that despite so much religion in every textbook) 'why teachers are not scared of Allah?' This interview is a wealth of knowledge for enemy and friend children. Must Read!

After all this research, Sir Qooba give this methematical equation as gift to the children of both enemy and friends, from Allam Iqbal Medical college. Thank me later.

Sir Dr. Qooba - PhD

M's Story and our Hypocrisy

The story goes like this:

She lived in Swat. 

She wanted to educate people. 

She was opposed for doing so by her critics. 

Critics then turned attackers. Situation got worse and she was attacked. 

She survived. 

In many other attacks, her fellow citizens died. 

Some people even went further and blamed her for those deaths.

And all other things going wrong in their state (from divorces to corruption).

To save her life, she migrated to Birmingham. 

The world accepted her, praised her. 

Her own people called her a drama. 

Her name was Malala. This is her story.

Now please use the following key,read again and rate your hypocrisy:

(From 0 'I take sides based on issues/principles'  ---------  to  --------- 10 'I takes sides based on who is involved'):

Replace:

She/Her with  He/Him/His

Swat with Mecca

Birmingham with Medina

Malala with Muhammad

A conversation with Ansar Abbasi

A conversation with people like Ansar Abbasi (AA) after the Safoora Goth Massacre:

Me: Some Islamic scriptures support violence and murder.

AA: Don't blame Islam. If Muslims cannot understand the scriptures, with the right context then don't accuse Islam.

Me: Ok then, Muslims are to be blamed. 

AA: Not all Muslims. Do NOT stereotype! 

Me: Ok some Muslims. 

AA: But those are NOT True Muslims!

Me: Ok then let's make laws so they cannot do what they are doing. So they cannot preach hate. So they cannot pass judgments on people's faith. Let's catch, trial and jail them.

AA: Jail them??!?? All they are asking for is Shariah Law. Where is your SECULAR FREEDOM OF SPEECH NOW!??!??

*Rangeela does Sajda. Accepts Islam*

(There must be a God who is making sure that people of this IQ are in the top 0.0001% salary bracket)

Updated: Malala's Conspiracy theory

There has been a recent development in Malala's story. She has been awarded the Nobel by the Yahood o Hunood West, hence it is requested that all Palang Tor Patriots update themselves accordingly:

When Malala was shot:
1̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶c̶t̶i̶n̶g̶.̶

When Imran Khan condemned the incident:
̶2̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶was̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶T̶P̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶C̶I̶A̶.̶
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When TTP continued to attack Army sites and Malala given international recognition:
3̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶e̶ ̶was̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶t̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶T̶T̶P̶ ̶b̶u̶t̶ ̶T̶T̶P̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶C̶I̶A̶ ̶a̶g̶e̶n̶t̶s̶
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When TTP wrote the letter, explaining why they shot her:
4. She was shot by the TTP who regret the incident. She should leave the judgement to Allah. After all what TTP are writing in their letter is absolutely true about the New World Order.

When she received the Nobel:
5. She is innocent and genuine but her father is fraud and sold out.

After the Peshawar Attack:
6. Malala is responsible for Peshawar attack. After her drama to nuke and isolate Pakistan flopped, CIA paid Taliban more money to do a bigger attack to make Pakistan look bad in the eyes of the world.

(The above is valid until any new event)
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This is a mere coincidence that the evolutionists that I have met, also voted for PTI in the elections.
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Zinda

A tribute to the oppressed women and children of this country. Who gave up everything to make this a better place!

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Tabdeeli or your Guilt?

Aaj kal Facebook pe Khan saab ki support mein bohot se log likh rahay hain. Nazariyaati log kam reh gaye hain aur shakhsiyat ke pujari zyada. Mein unki neeyat pe shak nahi karta lekin mein kaisay maan loon ke unn ki neeyat mein tabdeeli agai hai? Mujhay lagta hai, zyada tar log apni guilt mita rahay hain Imran Khan ko support karke. Kal Imran Khan aa bhi jayega tou inhein koi aur bahana mil jayega tax churanay ka. Cheating karnay ka. Aur aisay system ko kya chalna hai jo ek shakhsiyat ki existence pe based ho?

Mein yaqeen karloonga ke sahi tabdeeli agai hai jis din hamari elite class apnay walidain, azeez o aqarib, mohallay ke uncles, jernail chaachaas, aur 18 grade ke bureaucrat maamas se bhi yehi sawal karnay ke qabil hojayegi: "Aap ne itni daulat kaise banai? Hum paanch behen bhaio ko Amrika London IBA LUMS CBM executive education programs mein parhnay kaise bheja itni si salary mein? Kaise ye 1000 gaz ka ghar banaya Defense mein? Kitna tax dya pichhlay 20 saal mein?"

Jis din hum Pervez Khattak se bhi wohi sawal karengay jo hum Nawaz Shareef se kartay hain ke Aap ke dono bachay London mein kaise parhtay hain govt salary pe? Aur aap itna kam tax detay hain. Jis din anti-corruption hamara principle stand hoga. Cult based nahi. Ke Imran Khan ne keh dya tou sirf Nawaz Shareef se sawal karo.

Jis din democracy hamara yaqeen hoga. Agr meray mukhalif ko bhi vote paray tou bismillah. Naa ke ye ke agr mein haar jaoon tou democracy nahi khilafat chahiye. Wo tou mein democracy ki himayat sirf iss liye kar raha thha kyunke Khan sb ne kaha thha.

Jis din hum insaani jaan ko utni hee ahmeeyat dengay jitni deni chahiye. Jis din human rights hamara nazariya hoga. TTP jab MQM ya ANP ke logo ko maaregi tou hum ta'asub aur siyasi mukhalfat ki bunyad pe usko "drama" nahi kahengay aur na hee taaveelaat (excuses) paish karengay. Hum unke liye bhi awaz uthayenge.

Jis din hum aurto ke huqooq ki baat karengay. Malala ko lagnay wali goli pe jashn nahi manayenge aur dikhanay ko hamdardi nahi jatayenge sirf iss liye kyunke Khan sb Malala ke saath hain.

Acha baat sunein. Ooper kahi gai tamaam baatein mazaq thhiin. Please ignore all above. Asl mein mujhay kehna thha: Jis din roti sasti hogi aur mehngi hogi jaan. Ek din ayega aisa hoga Pakistan. Mein tou dekhoonga (kyunke ye gaana aaj kal 'in' hai)

Rising for Gaza

Friend: Palestenian genocide is wrong

Me: Why?

Friend: Because killing due to difference of religion, race or opinion is absolutely insane!!

Me: That's great to know my friend. You have said the most humane thing, I have heard in a while. Absolutely sensible. Well said!

Friend (getting fired up with praise): And you know, one doesn't need to be a muslim to feel the pain of Gaza. Just be a human!

Me: Wow. That is so articulate. So true.

Friend: Hitler was right to kill all jews. U know, he said: "I m leaving some jews to show u why i killed them." Holocaust was so good!!

*Head meets wall* *Repeat*

Maligning my Country. Enough is Enough!

This post by Qooba is in retaliation to the International and local media who go around maligning my country. The "whole West" should stop generalizing against all Pakistanis. Therefore, to address the international media, Qooba writes in his Gulaabi English. Get ready you people. Your father is writing.

Not to dwell into a lot of issues and conphhuse things, Qooba will just pick one incident. It was promoted that Malala's book was banned in Khyber PakhtunKhwah and Pakistan is a country which cracks down on Books. Ok if you say so. Now see my counter arguments which will make you eat your own shitty words:

1. It is banned for sekoorty reasons u idiot. PTI govt care for people. That's why! What if, on the launch 100 people come and open fire? who will be responsible for dead? Of course Malala and you liberal fashishts. Do not ask me why the same PTI fan base made mockery of a very similar logic put forward by Rehman Malik in defense of mobile phone bans. We can discuss it some other time *cough*
2. The book was also defending Salman Rushdie. Now as an honest muslim, you tell, should it not be banned? What U say? That our Holy book and religion so weak that it will get threatened by another book? *cough* Let's meet somewhere my friend then I show u who is weak. LOL :D

Now let's come back to freedom of choice, freedom of speech in Pakistan. General Examples from Qooba's well researched tweets:

Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

We allow so much freedom of speech, my molvi allows me to pick any surah i like after sura e fateha in namaz. See.

Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

Aur kitna liberal maashra chahtay ho tum? Ke jahan Beewiaan apne shohro se baghair poochay facebook profiles bana lein? Hain?

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

Hamare ghar mein tou Non-muslim jamaadar tak ko freedom hai ke wo alag steel k glass mein paani piye ya apne ghar se khud glass laaye. See!

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

That day my Christian friend was not coming with me for Jumma prayers. I gave him the freedom to choose between 2 fardh or full namaz. See!

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

Even the state gives u freedom to choose your kafirs between Ahmedis and Shias. What more freedom do u want? Shud we change Islam for u?!?

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

My aunt's husband gives her freedom of choice. To choose between Diamond studded Burqa or gold studded one. What else u want liberals?!?

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Qooba Qadri Sarkar @YaqubImmegret

My father gives choice to my sister between 'not talking to boys' and 'get married at 17' See! This is freedom u haters. U liberal fashists

Now get lost and think about how u can copy this freedom. After all u copy Umar's law and other things from us only.

Imran Khan explaining how Sweden implemented Umar's law

P.S. Muslim and Pakistani brothers please share other examples of Freedom.

Religions in Perspective

Yusuf Uncle ki Kahani - Google Reunion

Aaj kal ek "Reunion Ad" ka bara charcha hai Facebook pe. Qoobay ne bhi jab dekha tou aankh bhhar aai.

On Vimeo

 Qooba ab sunaata hai Yusuf aur Mehra Uncle ki Un-Suni kahani:

Mehra Uncle ke abbu (Kumar sahab, because thats the most known Hindu name to Pakistanis), Partition ke waqt Lahore se Delhi agaye. Butt saab (Yusuf Uncle ke abbu) aur unki family ne baray khyaal aur ahtemaam ke saath Kumar sb ko rukhsat kya.

Kumar saab and family, migration ke dauraan. Tasveer mein Mehra Uncle bhi nazar arahay hain.

Kumar sb ke janay ke baad, Butt saab ne unkay ghar pe encroachment karli. Butt saab ne apnay naam ke agay 'Syed' laga lya. Ghar bara kar ke pehle 600 gaz ka kya, phir 3 stories bana ke, teen manzila karwa lya. Maashray mein unki bari izzat rahi.

Yusuf uncle ka poora naam Syed Yusuf Hussain Naqvi thha.

Lahore mein, Mehra Uncle ko itna khatra nahi tha, jitna khud Yusuf uncle ko tha. Isi liye jab unki phone pe baat hui, tou Mehra Uncle ne kaha: "Yaar Yusuf tu hee idher mujh se milnay aaja. Mein wahan aoonga, tou kahiin teray chakkar mein, Main bhi na maara jaoon"

Yusuf Uncle ne isi mein aafiat jaani aur packing ki tayari pakri. Abhi wo dukaan band kar hee rahay thhe, ke hijaab mein ek khatoon (Khadim-e-Aala ki dukhtar-e-aala) enter huiin aur kaha "MUJHE MITHAI CHAHIYE ABHI!!!", Yusuf uncle ke saath phir jo hua wo tareekh ka hissa hai. (Tareekh ke liye, neechay video pe click karein)

Jaisay taisay kar ke Yusuf uncle airport pohonch gaye.

Udher Delhi mein, raat ke waqt Suman (Mehra uncle ki poti, Mumbai wali), Yusuf uncle ko pick karnay airport jaa rahi hoti hain. Ye jantay huey ke Delhi 'Rape capital of the World' hai, itni raat ko akelay taxi mein safar karna Suman ki bahaduri aur Yusuf aur Mehra uncle se pyaar ki ek aala misaal hai. (Qoobay ko afsos hai ke video mein iss pehlu ko ujaagar nahi kya gya). Taxi wala hanky panky karnay ki koshish karta hai lekin Suman ka apnay daaday se pyaar dekh kar, uska zehen palat jaata hai aur wo ek acha insaan ban jaata hai. Wo qasam khata hai ke ab se wo aurto ki izzat karega.

Yusuf Uncle bilaakhir visa police reporting kartay karaatay, Mehra uncle ke ghar pohonch jatay hain.

Mehra Uncle: "Oye YUSUF!!!" "Oye Yusuf, teri aankhein, ro ro ke, meri judaai mein sooji hui hain?!?!"  :'(
(Ab Yusuf Uncle kya bataatay ke aankhein tou Daughter-e-Aala ki waja se sooji hui hain)

Wo abhi baat karna chaah hee rahay hotay hain ke peechay se Maya Khan nikal ke aati hain:

Maye Khan: "YUSUF NAHI UNCLE! MAYA! Chalein aap bhi Sunil ki tarah meray saath saath parhein 'La ilaha, Ill Allah ho.....'

Mehra Uncle aur Yusuf Uncle, bari mushkilo se, kisi tarah Maya ko Suman aur Chashmay walay boy ki date ki taraf divert kartay hain aur khud wahan se cut ke Baarish enjoy kartay hain.

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Pakistan ka Captain Phillips

Pichhlay dino Tom Hanks ki ek film dekhi "Captain Phillips".

Film dekhtay huey humein ye khyaal aya ke aisi hee film hum ko Pakistan pe bhi banani chahiye. Bil-akhir "palangtor patriotic" filmo ka daur phir chal nikla hai (e.g. Waar). Bas hum ne socha ke ab script likhna hee paray ga. Waar ki tarah thora anti-Indian element daalengay aur film hit. Isi koshish mein hum ne Pakistan Navy ki taareekh mein kiye gaye azeem kaarnaamo ko khangaalna shuru kya. Humein thori mushkil paish ayi. Hum ne thora aur dhoonda. Operation Trident, Operation Python waghaira. Jawab nadarud. Koi faida nahi. Har jaga pashemani. Ab humein fikar lahaq honay lagi. Hum pe hubbul-watni ka pressure barhnay laga. (Aisay pressure ki aala misaalein Ahmed Qureshi aur Mubasher Lucman hain)

Humko aisa lagnay laga ke audience hamari film dekh rahi hai aur hum se jawab maang rahi hai ke dikhaao koi kaarnaama iss film mein.

Aisa nahi thha ke Pakistan Navy ki kaamyaabyaan nahi thhiiin. Thiin. Bohot thhiin. Lekin jang ke maidaan mein na thhiiin. Business aur entrepreneurship ki dunya mein tou aisi aisi be-misaal kaamyabian thhiin ke Sam Walton aur Steve Jobs ush ush kar uthhein. 

Lekin film ki main theme tou ek jangi operation pe mabni thi. Hum ne socha kis tarah Bahria Complex 1, Bahria Complex 2 aur 3 ko jang ke pas-manzar mein paish karein? Kabhi NORE 1 aur 2 ke ooper ek drama bananay ka khyaal aya. Inn titles ka faida ye thha ke inkay sequels 1,2,3 bhi automatically tayyar thhe. Yaani ye Harry Potter series ki tarz pe ek kaamyaab tareen paishkash hosakti thhi. Lekin masla wohi, jangi kamyabi kahan ghussayein iss mein :(. 

Phir ek english title ka khyaal aya "Arena", Navy ka ek aur kaamyaab commercial mansooba. Ye ek acha filmi title thha. Hum Arena pohnchay, jo ke Karsaz pe waqay hai. Ye dekhne ke wahan se kin kin shaheedo ki kahaniaan nikaal saktay hain. Pehle tou kuch bachay humko Bowling kartay milay. Pins ko aisay tika tika ke gira rahay thhay jaisay Bharti faujio ko naist o nabood kar rahay hon. Seena fakhar se chaura hogya. Phir ek uncle jinki apni waist kuch 42 hogi, ek treadmill pe bhaagtay dikhai diye. Hum ne socha ke ye jang ki tayari kar rahay hain. Humko ye idea itna pasand nahi aya ke gym mein tayyari kartay har shakhs ko bahar se ba-asaani dekha jaa sakta hai. Sheesha transparent thha. Bhei ye mulk ki security ka maamla hai. Kya humko ye dikhana chahiye ke humaray jawan ki kamar 42 inch hai?

Jawan Ready for Operation Chikkar Chholay

 Thora aur agay barhay tou nannhay maasoom bachay 'rock climbing' ki training kar rahay thhe. 6-7 saal ke maasoom. Unn mein kuch uncle numa log bhi rock climbing ki koshish mein lagay huey thhe lekin unn nanhay maymaaro ki kaawish dekh ke aankh mein aansoo bhar aye :'( - Hum ne faisla karlya ke hum Arena pe hee film banayenge. Hum unkay daftar pohnchay aur apna maqsad byaan kya. Bari khushi se ek retired captain sahab ne humko welcome kya aur farmaya Membership fee Rs.25000 only. "Hain?? Bhei ye tou hamari poori film ka budget hai." Hum ne kaha. Unho ne apnay ek saathi ko aankho hee aankho mein ishara kya aur unho ne humein bahar ka rasta dikhaya. Jatay huey keh gaye "Rangoli se khana khatay jaiye ga. Per Head 1400"


Phir hamari nazar se guzray merchant navy ke bahadur insaan Captain Wasi! Captain Wasi ko bhi Somali pirates, mera matlab hai hamaray Mussalmaan Somali bhaio, ne Captain Phillips ki tarah pakar lya thha. (Ye sawal hum filhaal gol karjatay hain ke Ummah ki yekjehti aisay lamhaat mein kahan chali jaati hai) Dhoondnay pe pata chala ke Pakistan Navy ne unki koi madad nahi ki, lekin phir mazeed tehqeeq se saabit hua ke asal madad hee Pakistan ki armed forces ne ki.

Ab shuru hoti hai hamari Kahani. Script mulahiza ho:

MV Suez ko Somali pirates ne aghwa karlya hai. Usko bachanay ke liye Ansar Burney aur Dr Ishrat ul Ibad, jo ke dono DHA (Note: Armed forces contribution No.1) mein rehtay hain, din aur raat koshisho mein masroof hojatay hain. Wo sab se pehle Pakistan Navy ke  Chief Admiral Noman Bashir se ruju kartay hain. Noman Bashir, like a true patriotic Pakistani, categorically denies that this ever happened but when he gets told that the world has proof, he retracts his statement. (Note: Armed forces contribution No. 2). Phir ghussay se kehtay hain:

Ishrat ul Ibad aur Ansar Burney ghar ghar chanda maangnay jaatay hain. Waqt kam hai aur muqabla sakht $2.1 Million jama karnay hain. Kahiin se koi masbat jawab nahi araha hota. Phir bil akhir, sab se zyada donation ka ailaan kartay hain Bahria Town ke mojid (Note: Armed forces contribution No. 3) Malik Riaz. Malik sahab se milnay ke baad hum aa hee rahay thhe ke unho ne ek guzarish kardi.

Uskay baad NORE, DHA, Bahria Town mein rehnay walay aur Bahria Complex 1,2 aur 3 mein kaam karnay walay aur Bahria University ke talib ilm sab se zyada contribute kartay hain (Note: Armed forces contribution No. 4,5,6,7,8...........100) 10 mahinay ki sakht jidd o jahad ke baad bil aakhir captain Wasi ghar laut atay hain. Fleet commander Abbas terms ‘Operation Umeed-e-Nau’ a complete success.Yes! Paying $2.1 million ransom and rescuing our people is regarded as success. Bhei hamara success hai, hamari definition hai. Hum jaisay chahay define karein. Tum jealous kyun horahay ho. (Note: Armed forces contribution No. 101).  

Uskay baad iss pooray "kaamyaab Naval operation" ko sunehro huroof mein Pakistan bahri afwaaj ki taareekh mein hamesha hamesha k liye likh dya jaata hai. Aakhri scene mein Captain Wasi Allah ka shukar ada kartay dikhai detay hain.

[mandatory scene of Ibadah]

THE END

P.S. Qoobay ki guzarish hai ke agr aap kisi ko ISPR mein jantay hain tou iss script ko bhi filmi shakal denay ki sifarish karein. Bari meherbaani hogi. Warna ye bata dein ke Somalia immigration ke liye kitnay points chahiye hotay hain?